Cubicles are ruthless. Come learn about life. Free food. Money. T-shirts. But most importantly, control the only thing money cannot buy—your time. You dictate when you can work. No giving blood to the corporate cubicle. Just a good opportunity to grin and be yourself.
Come in and fill out the paperwork. Then introduce yourself, give us your opinion about this crazy world, talk fresh, and you'll get a double-dipped chocolate malted milk ball at the very least.