Sometimes, early in the morning, when the living room light has fallen asleep on the floor, I sit by my email and think how great it is to have friends. Friends have told me I need a name for the e-mail band. So, seeing as the Hot Chili Peppers was already taken, I settled on this- The Malt Ball Culture. If you would like to join the Malt Ball Culture, or have an idea for a better band name, please fill out the legal and click. You'll be waiting on something good in return. Oh yeah, as Big Willie Horwitz pointed out to me, I wouldn't be so lonely if I turned the computer on. Thanks Big Willie. Consider it done.



